I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about them. Just kidding, I wanted to paraphrase Frank Costanza but the original line is so much better. Basically I have a few random things to discuss and they are in no particular order.
1. Why do all cabs in DC sound like they are a loose lugnut away from completely falling apart, cartoon-style, where the wheels come off and the body slams into the ground and the doors fall to the side? Seriously, they squeak like they're getting paid for every sound.
2. I was walking to work yesterday and one of the neighborhood homeless and/or crazy guys did the awesomest thing. He walked up to the storefront window of a Starbucks where several people were staring out while enjoying a latte and just stood there and stared at them. The people inside had no idea what to do so they just stared back. I half expected it to turn into some behavioral psychology experiment where the homeless guy lifted his right arm and his mirror images lifted their left arm as I imagine monkeys might do. But alas, they didn't. Yes, that's the whole story. What?!
3. KATE-if you're still reading this monstrosity---"Nicole 4-EVA"
4. Finally a big shout out to the Crane family for their continued support of my baby blog. Since my sister apparently isn't interested ("what's the address again"-Jennifer), it's nice to know someone's reading. Just for you, here's a little somethin' somethin'
That's right it's a kitty!!
Baxter, you are my little gentleman
It's so hot! Milk was a bad idea.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal
1. Why do all cabs in DC sound like they are a loose lugnut away from completely falling apart, cartoon-style, where the wheels come off and the body slams into the ground and the doors fall to the side? Seriously, they squeak like they're getting paid for every sound.
2. I was walking to work yesterday and one of the neighborhood homeless and/or crazy guys did the awesomest thing. He walked up to the storefront window of a Starbucks where several people were staring out while enjoying a latte and just stood there and stared at them. The people inside had no idea what to do so they just stared back. I half expected it to turn into some behavioral psychology experiment where the homeless guy lifted his right arm and his mirror images lifted their left arm as I imagine monkeys might do. But alas, they didn't. Yes, that's the whole story. What?!
3. KATE-if you're still reading this monstrosity---"Nicole 4-EVA"
4. Finally a big shout out to the Crane family for their continued support of my baby blog. Since my sister apparently isn't interested ("what's the address again"-Jennifer), it's nice to know someone's reading. Just for you, here's a little somethin' somethin'
That's right it's a kitty!!
Baxter, you are my little gentleman
It's so hot! Milk was a bad idea.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal
posted by staca at
11:15 AM
6 Comments:
You Sir, are hilarious. Your caption are perfect and smell of rich mahogany. Best Blog ever.
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Shannon, at 11:39 AM
You are welcome. Happy to patronize your blog. Visits to my blog, Brian Crane's Blog O' Narcissism, on the other hand, have dropped precipitously and I don't know why. So, before too long, I may just delete that blog, and go to where the party's at: your blog. I'll just post in your comments section. You know, whatever I think of, completely independent of whatever you've blogged about. You'll blog about say, Lost or something, and then I'll blog for a few pages about something incredibly clever that just happened to pop into my head that day. It'll be both nauseating and great. Also thanks for posting up those cat photos. Baxter is a good-lookin' kitty. And tell your sister to get on the ball.
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Miller Sturtevant, at 4:13 PM
As the non blogging member of the Crane family,let me say I enjoy your blog, almost as much as Brian's, and more than Shannon's because she doesn't feed hers very often. And yes, you guys know how to pick a kitty
dc
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Anonymous, at 4:52 PM
Please no more pictures of cats. I can't take it anymore!
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Anonymous, at 8:31 PM
It's almost been a full week since your last post. Hate to keep cracking the whip, but, you know. Gotta have my leg humped. So to speak. Obviously, if you're busy or have anything else you'd rather do, ignore this, but if you're really bored or looking for something to do, well, how about this blog? That's all. No pressure.
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Miller Sturtevant, at 4:53 PM
Yeah, more blogs. I mean, your cats have done something super duper adorable in the past week, haven't they?
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Anonymous, at 11:04 PM
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