To continue on the metro theme of the last blog, the greatest thing happened yesterday. The car I was on was mostly full but there were two sets of empty seats available and this guy comes on the train, looks around and sits next to another guy who was sitting in the outer aisle seat clearly trying to discourage anyone from sitting next to him. It was like my fondest public transportation wish come true. And to make it even flippin sweeter, the guy in the outside seat kept giving the other guy these annoyed looks. I was just waiting for a Springer episode to unfold but sadly my stop came and I left. But I think I'll always remember it as the day someone else did the assertive thing I always wanted to do (don't worry, I'm starting therapy immediately).

Ok, enough about that-on to the good stuff. I'm completely overwhelmed but in a happy way by the new tv schedule. It's like my very own viewing smorgasbord, although let's face it, a real smorgasbord is always better (mmmm breakfast pastries). In honor of my favorite comedy, Arrested Development, premiering last night, I invite you to "taste the happy" and visit www.imoscar.com. It's freaking hilarious, and more so if you actually watch the show.

Finally, I don't care if you have clear skin or you want me to look at your porn site. Stop making me happy to see comments on my blog and finding out you're just junk mail. I'm warning you. No I don't have any force to back up that threat but I will someday and then you'll be sorry.

Allright Erica, I'm done blogging now. You can relax! What? No I'm not doing this from work. Whatever gave you that idea? Pay no attention to the time this was posted. That's all Central time.