Two days in a row! It's like a blogging miracle. Although I fear I'm in danger of becoming so overexposed that I wear out my welcome, much like ABC a few years ago when Who Wants to be a Millionaire was on every freaking night. But I'm sure if that happens I'll just stage a LOST-like comeback and be on top again. I'll just have to find the Locke to my Jack (what? I'm totally Jack, without the medical skills).
I've decided to record two of the better lines I've uttered recently. The first was when Shannon and I were browsing in Pier 1 at various international (read: made in Taiwan) goods and I started going on and on about candles or some such nonsense and then stopped myself and said "when did I turn into a gay man?" And I don't mean that in a disparaging way. Seriously, I sounded like I was on Queer Eye.
The other one was yesterday when something made me chuckle and all of a sudden I heard what I sounded like and said "why do I laugh like a hyena?" It's sad because it's true.
All of this reminds me of another great line from my friend Kate who uttered the term "drumping" to denote dry humping. The best part was she said it IN CLASS without breaking a smile. Granted it was a women's reproductive rights class but still... Another gem was "in my mind, I look hot." That's a keeper.
Wow, less than 24 hours and I've already broken the picture rule. I have no will power. This is me and my bestest pals in Vegas. Too late guys, the one on the right is already married!
I've decided to record two of the better lines I've uttered recently. The first was when Shannon and I were browsing in Pier 1 at various international (read: made in Taiwan) goods and I started going on and on about candles or some such nonsense and then stopped myself and said "when did I turn into a gay man?" And I don't mean that in a disparaging way. Seriously, I sounded like I was on Queer Eye.
The other one was yesterday when something made me chuckle and all of a sudden I heard what I sounded like and said "why do I laugh like a hyena?" It's sad because it's true.
All of this reminds me of another great line from my friend Kate who uttered the term "drumping" to denote dry humping. The best part was she said it IN CLASS without breaking a smile. Granted it was a women's reproductive rights class but still... Another gem was "in my mind, I look hot." That's a keeper.
Wow, less than 24 hours and I've already broken the picture rule. I have no will power. This is me and my bestest pals in Vegas. Too late guys, the one on the right is already married!
posted by staca at
10:05 AM
1 Comments:
What's really funny about Staci saying "When did I turn into a gay man?", is that she really meant it. She said, "Maybe I should just get a bunch of candles to decorate my apartment, wait, when did I turn into a gay man?" Then I fell down laughing, and she had this confused frustrated look on her face which made it even more hilarious.
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Shannon, at 11:34 AM
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