I think I entered some bizarro alternate universe earlier this week. I was flipping through the channels (naturally) and stopped on CNN for a minute because there was someone from the Humane Society on Larry King Live. The shot was focused on the guest and offscreen you could hear the host ask his next question. I thought "that doesn't sound like Larry King" but I couldn't figure out who it was. Next thing you know, they pan over to the guest host and it's none other than Ryan freaking Seacrest. Frosted tips and all. In what dimension does it seem reasonable that Ryan Seacrest is hosting Larry King Live. Not that I am any fan of LK but at least he has those awesome glasses.
In other news, I'm a big loser-twice over. Stop agreeing with that statement before you hear the entire story and let me explain. Erica and I decided to put up a few lights in our cubicles in honor of Santa/the Hanukkah Armadillo. We noticed our friends down the hall in Development had a few decorations as well. Not content to let everyone just have fun, I goaded them into turning our decorating into a contest and so began the first, and probably last, LCV Holiday Cubicle Decorating Contest-or LCVHCDC (we're working on the acronym). With limited monetary resources but lots of time, we came up
with the following:
Gaudy? The hell you say. While the perfectly symmetrical tree and cozy fireplace are my works of art, the plastic window was all Erica's genius. And yet somehow we lost. I know, I'm shocked too! Somehow I'll just have to console myself while IN ROME! Take that suckers. (Those of you who know me well will realize my obnoxious bravado is just a shield covering up my pain. My inner child is really crying inside)
Unless something terribly interesting happens between now and tomorrow evening, this may very well be the last blog of 2005 and to this past year I say "good riddance!" Honestly, between hurricanes, earthquakes, mass genocide, and Ashlee Simpson I don't know that I could have taken much more of it.
In other news, I'm a big loser-twice over. Stop agreeing with that statement before you hear the entire story and let me explain. Erica and I decided to put up a few lights in our cubicles in honor of Santa/the Hanukkah Armadillo. We noticed our friends down the hall in Development had a few decorations as well. Not content to let everyone just have fun, I goaded them into turning our decorating into a contest and so began the first, and probably last, LCV Holiday Cubicle Decorating Contest-or LCVHCDC (we're working on the acronym). With limited monetary resources but lots of time, we came up
with the following:
Gaudy? The hell you say. While the perfectly symmetrical tree and cozy fireplace are my works of art, the plastic window was all Erica's genius. And yet somehow we lost. I know, I'm shocked too! Somehow I'll just have to console myself while IN ROME! Take that suckers. (Those of you who know me well will realize my obnoxious bravado is just a shield covering up my pain. My inner child is really crying inside)
Unless something terribly interesting happens between now and tomorrow evening, this may very well be the last blog of 2005 and to this past year I say "good riddance!" Honestly, between hurricanes, earthquakes, mass genocide, and Ashlee Simpson I don't know that I could have taken much more of it.
posted by staca at
11:59 AM
3 Comments:
By having Seacrest sub for him, Larry King is showing the world how much credibility he has: exactly as much as Ryan Seacrest. You get your softball interviews from one, you might as well be getting the same interview from the other. And the decorations are fa-bu.
By
Miller Sturtevant, at 11:13 AM
Just dropping by to say, hey, how ya doing, and how's about some more blog. Whaddaya say?
By
Miller Sturtevant, at 11:24 PM
I can't believe you didn't win. The hought of someone else taking your trophy is repulsive. I just threw up. Thanks LCV, you make me sick, and so does your stupid bird fetish.
By
Shannon, at 5:13 PM
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