There has been a box sitting in the lobby of my building for at least a week, seemingly unclaimed by its owner. Normally, you'd think "no big deal," right? Well, yes, except this box is from GODIVA! And it's big!! I bet there's some delicious chocolate giftbag inside. Or it could be a bomb. What to do.....what to do??! Frankly I find it pretty amazing that it has sat there this long. Who knew my neighbors were such honest Abes? Or are they all going through the silent torture I am? So many questions to answer, so little time to steal chocolate.
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"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling."
--Paris Hilton re: Britney's recent behavior
In what language is that proper grammar? And what exactly are "partying ethics"?
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"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling."
--Paris Hilton re: Britney's recent behavior
In what language is that proper grammar? And what exactly are "partying ethics"?
posted by staca at
6:01 PM
2 Comments:
I'd check to see that the recipient is alive; if not, s/he won't be eating it anyway, so...
and in reference to partying ethics, I bet Paris will be coming out with a new book on that soon, entitled, "Whether or not to wear undies while out partying." I'm sure many celebs will chime in on that one!
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Anonymous, at 1:33 PM
I agree with Mommie Dearest (not that you should be surprised). It would be a nice way to meet the neighbors (and they might share). If they don't answer the door, you can tell yourself that you tried and eat candy guilt free. Save some for me...
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Anonymous, at 5:15 PM
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