Please take note of the following things that have freaked me out, as of late (feel free to add your own):

1. Snakes (obviously)
2. Plastic horses and/or deer on front lawns
3. Women over 40 who wear miniskirts
4. People who call into Delilah without any sense of irony
5. How much I enjoy calling someone a d-bag
6. Construction workers who stare at you as you drive by them and their nefarious SLOW/STOP sign.

However, kudos to the shirtless dudes who run up and down my street. Keep up the good work fellas!!