I'd like to think this little hiatus I've taken has made you hungry for more blogging, but I fear it's just pissing you off. Sorry about that. Since she can't talk, or hold her head up for more than a few seconds, I'm going to go ahead and blame Julia. I think she's sucked all the sarcasm out of me! I used to store up all my blog-worthy stuff somewhere in the back of my humongous head, but now when I try reaching into the depths of my brain for something humorous, all I get is "La La...Sunshine...Puppies...Daffodils." And now that I'm in the 'burbs, I'm not getting any of those crazy-people-on-the-street stories that I used to count on. But I have faith that I'll get some good rednecky stories as a supplement.

I will now commence with the posting of gorgeous/hilarious Julia pictures.


"Wheeee. Look how cute I am! Touchdown!!"










"Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em."








The following are pictures that never fail to make me laugh (HARD), and yet I fear when she gets older she'll disown me. Eh, I'll take my chances. If you couldn't already tell, putting the glasses on her was my idea:

"Ladies and Gentlemen...Mr. Elton John!!"












"Are you kidding me with this."











"I swear by all that is holy, I will get you bitches."

And now let's end on a happier note:




It's as if the divine is spirit shining his pure light on her face. Or my mom can't take a picture to save her life. You decide. (I guess she hasn't sucked ALL the sarcasm out of me just yet)