Leghumped is pleased to present to you the debut pictures of Miss Julia Paige. It was definitely a tense negotiation period. US Weekly was hounding her agents day and night and Hello! came in with a last-minute offer (in the 7 digits; you didn't hear it from me). But I'm proud to say that in the end, she decided to remain loyal to her fambly and so, for a small fee, I can show you:


Oooooooh....Aaaaaaaahh. Don't you feel 40% cuter just by looking at her picture?

This is her unimpressed face. Her thought bubble is clearly saying "Hurry up and take the beauty shot. I've got brain cells to sharpen before Harvard comes knocking and my day is already filling up, what with the eating, napping, and diaper-soiling."

As you can see, she's the most brilliant, gorgeous baby that ever was. She's like a cross between Helen of Troy and Marie Curie--and she knows it. Shiloh and Suri better watch out because Julia will totally kick their asses and then make fun of them for having weird names.