Before anyone gets all crazy-like, let me first say: Don't worry my lovely readers. I haven't cheated on you with another blog. I was forced to do it! I was coerced during my time at Gitmo! Check this out to see what I sound like when I've been edited to sound all professional. My post is the one called "Campaigns Update." Catchy, I know. I wanted to add some flash and jazz about the world ending if so-and-so is not elected, but I guess that didn't come off as "accurate or reliable." Whatever. Notice, mine is the only post with an actual comment. And one I didn't even solicit. I'm sure it's a fluke but I'm going to take it as undeniable proof that I'm awesome. Feel free to post your own comment on that blog too, as long as it's on my, and only my, entry. But remember, don't add anything like "Love mom" to give yourself away.

Our office building had free doughnuts and bagels in the lobby this morning so I gathered a small posse to hit up the snack table. I was all "Stanley-from-The-Office-on-pretzel-day" about it too. If you haven't seen that episode, there are free pretzels available and Stanley, whose normal demeanor is like this:







turns all happy on pretzel day like this:










And so you can picture my face on free doughnut day. Except younger...and female...and white. It turns out that the doughnut I ate was potentially sent by the devil to destroy me from the inside out, because it made me feel nauseous for half the day. Just as Adam was tempted by the forbidden fruit, so I was tempted by the forbidden chocolate-iced chocolate doughnut. Perhaps my story will one day become fodder for children's bedtime stories also.

Speaking of TV, I hope you all had the pleasure of catching the Flavor of Love 2 reunion show on Sunday night. I can't remember the last time I saw such a fine hour of cable programming.

In traveling news, I'm proud to announce the location of the 3rd Annual Soloway Holiday Extravaganza (that kind of rhymes-I AM awesome). We've done the big hole (Grand Canyon), we've done the old buildings (Rome), now it's time for the glitz! We're going to Vegas!! True to form, as others are high-rolling it at the craps and poker tables, I will be studiously feeding my favorite nickel slot machine waiting to hit it big.